![]() ![]() Also, you don’t wanna try and f-k somebody who doesn’t wanna try and f-k you back. Life is about jumping off a cliff, you gotta think big to feel big. I go for the person who looks like they want to jump out of a plane, not the person who wants to cut me up into tiny little pieces. “There’s two types of fear I can sense, the fear of jumping out of a plane and the fear so strong where they’re thinking ‘Don’t touch me or I’ll stab you’. What do you do when you see that white fear in people’s faces, the people who hate audience interaction, the ones that look like they’re about to pass out because they’re so petrified? Do you target them or move on? Stand-up comedian Bridget Everett will appear to be everywhere all at once at her shows. I try to always make sure that anyone in the audience doesn’t get more than a soft booby across the face.” ![]() The injuries are more likely to happen to myself because I’m a clumsy bag of bones. Usually because I was cabaret-ing too hard. “No but I wake up with all kinds of bruises. Speaking of which, have you ever broken anyone’s bones from sitting on them during a show? Aussies want to party, this is a party show.” I always had a great feeling in my bones about Australia and it did not disappoint. It was super exciting because I’d heard great things about Australian audiences. The first couple of nights were a little lighter then it built really quickly then it was full. “I’d never performed in Australia by myself so I didn’t know what to expect. You took Australia by storm the first time you were here for last year’s Melbourne International Comedy Festival and backed it up at the mardi gras recently in Sydney. That suits your show too, I’ve seen you do that with your breasts across people’s faces. ![]()
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